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"Thats our Ryan!"
As most of us know Ryan, Dispite the seriousness of things, such as his battle with the disease and other peoples acceptance of him and his disabilities, he would want us all to have a good laugh. Ryan is always happy and smiling in the presence of others. He responds well to the jokes (and burp/fart noises) you make. Here is Ryan's turn to give some jokes back to you.
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A little Sunday Humor
At the beginning of children's sermon, one girl came up to the altar wearing a beautiful dress. As the children were sitting down around the pastor, he leaned over and said to the girl, "Thats a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?" The girl replied almost directly into the pastor's clip-on-microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron!"
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Bible joke
A little boy opened the big, old family Bible with fascination, looking at the pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed between the pages. "Mom, look what I found!" the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment, the boy repliled, "Its Adam's suit!"
More Church humor
This evening at 7:00p.m. there will be a sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin!
Any good side spliters? Send here
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Man basher
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands. |
